Not a single goat had managed to wrench its way through Wellspring's doors - of course they hadn't. Cable had set up his security system for a very good reason ( Read more... )

Pageant girls are rounding up for a showdown in Fandom, Maryland at Little Miss Glitzy Fandom Face Pageant. Bringing contestants from all over the country for an intense competition of fun for all ages ( Read more... )

The place was open tonight, and hopefully people had actually heard about or seen the signs for the Over 18 party. Otherwise... this was going to be lame, oops ( Read more... )

Cable was not especially avoiding his father ( Read more... )

Cable had spent most of the past week... sleeping ( Read more... )

You'd think that Deb's first stop -- after crawling out of a plane crash with only a shoulderbag, a disheveled flight attendant uniform, a head wound and a vague woozy feeling that Deb was a really stupid name, despite the fact that she was wearing it pinned to her chest -- would have been a hospital, but no ( Read more... )

It seemed someone would never escape from giving impromptu concerts in the park after something bizarre happened. Which was good for everyone else!

While the Holograms weren't there with her, Jem could still give one darn good show for this little island! Who wouldn't be thrilled to be a part of that? She was a singing sensation thanks to the ( Read more... )

Vikings showed up outside the store periodically, but Cable had long since started to ignore them. Time travel was nothing particularly novel to him. If anything, right now, it was a pain in the ass -- they were just in luck the device below hadn't gotten damaged again in transit ( Read more... )

Once the real Bowser was defeated and the princesses were saved, our intrepid heroes found themselves in the preserve where they had started this adventure. The castle they had just been in pulled up from the ground, taking the green pipes with it as it floated up into the sky ( Read more... )

When his minions had brought back the princesses, Bowser had discovered they were a bit younger than what he was used to in his general scheme of princess kidnappings. And one of them was even a boyBut beggers couldn't be choosers. There weren't any swarthy plumbers here at least, so his plans would go unimpeded ( Read more... )